Lots of people talk to animals.... Not very many listen, though.... That's the problem. ~Benjamin Hoff, The Tao of Pooh

Live simply that others might simply live. ~Elizabeth Seaton

Thursday, December 25, 2008

Under the wrapping paper.

The gifts are opened. Well most. Cynthia hasn't got home from Greensboro yet to open hers.

I got:
-> Beautiful Katamari for xbox360.
-> Sex And the City the movie
-> Raise your voice. (I love Hilary Duff...such a sucker)
-> A real wooden handle, ostrich feather duster. (finally got one)
-> Dirt Devil Kone vacuum cleaner.
-> Starry shoes
-> Pink and black Plaid lounge pants
-> Black fluffy slippers and Zebra print lounge pants from Nana
-> A dustpan and small brush (Yes I wanted cleaning supplies)
-> The sewing machine that I've been aching for.
-> A new 4gb flash drive.

Stuff:

Champagne was the color I had to get because that's all they had left. I wanted plum...it was so pretty!!!

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Beautiful Katamari for 360

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My simple Brother beginner sewing machine.

Sunday, December 21, 2008

Goodbye Carter's


So I quit my job. Walked out on my pathetic supervisor. I hated that place. I hope I can find something where I can work from home.

Friday, December 19, 2008

We played dress up last night.

Cynthia found our makeup...We were bored.

I'll just leave this here...
























Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Songs to Fuck to.

I got bored. And I wanted to make a mix cd of songs to fuck to.

I plan on putting it into a specific order like a few songs for foreplay then heavy or fast songs and then a slow song and alternate them. But for now it's not in a specific order.


So far here's what I got:

-> Christina Aguilera- Nasty Naughty Boy
-> The Divinyls- Touch Myself
-> The Bloodhound Gang- The Bad touch
-> Gunther- Ding Ding Dong
-> PCD- Buttons
-> R. Kelly- Sex Weed
-> Garbage- Only happy when it rains
-> NIN- Closer (way overdone but oh well)
-> Kill Hannah - Crazy Angel
-> Drill- What you are
-> Nickelback- Figured you out
-> Led Zeppelin- Dyer Maker
-> HIM- Wicked Game (Chris Issak Cover)
-> Chevelle- The Red
-> Kill Hannah - Lips like Morphine
-> Lisa Hall- Is this real?
-> Chevelle- Vitamin R
-> Mellowdrone- You and I
-> Sublime- Caress me down
-> No Doubt - Don't Speak
-> Mazzy Star- Fade into you
-> Hellogoodbye- Here in my arms
-> Def Leppard- Love Bites
-> Jamie Foxx- Unpredictable
-> No Doubt- Hella Good
-> Marilyn Manson- Para-Noir
-> Def Leppard- Pour some sugar on me
-> Evanescence- Haunted (original...not the remix)
-> Hellogoodbye- Touchdown Turnaround
-> Led Zeppelin- Kashmir

Sunday, December 14, 2008

Christmas Presents && Cyn

I'm getting my $35 back. Should post to my account in 24-48 hours.

My computer is running slow. I think I may need Andy to look at it.
It's taking forever to load eBay and I can't list my items if the internet is running this slow.

Almost all my Christmas shopping is done. I just need a few more stocking stuffers and I just have to wait for my other items to arrive. For the first time I may not be one of those Dec 24th shoppers. Andy got wayyy too much this year. I'm actually having to limit myself from buying more for him.

I miss Cynthia...I haven't seen her since Tuesday...and the bitch lives with us. WTF?

COME HOME.



Heh...I miss my little stoner! ^_^

And because of her... I'm addicted to this song:
Apocalyptica feat. Adam Gontier of Three Days Grace
"I Don't Care"

The song is in the sidebar. Youtube and other sites won't allow embedding it. >_<

Saturday, December 13, 2008

FUCK BANK OF AMERICA


>_> I'm so angry I don't even know what to write.
Just know that Bank of America (Bank of Opportunity....pffft) screwed me yet again.
And right now I'm straightening my hair so that I can go to the BoA branch and bitch and get my $35 back and rip every penny of my money out of my checking account and close it.
And promptly go across the street and put it in the SunTrust account that I opened at 12:10am this morning.
And because of BoA I missed out on 3 FREE SHIPPING deals that was yesterday and yesterday ONLY. DAMNIT!

Do do business with Bank of America. Just don't. This is like the 4th or 5th time I've had to call or visit and bitch about these ridiculous fees. WTF? My parents have their mortgage with BoA and they wish they didn't. Everyone I know hates it, even my work uses them and HATES THEM.

< / bitching >

Thursday, December 11, 2008

8 legged FREAKS



Isn't your day getting off to GREAT start when you wake up to swatting something off of your face. That something, happens to be a bastard common house spider from the Pholcidae family(whatever that means). You've seen them in the corners of your bathroom, kitchen, etc. But when one is traveling through your hair and across your temples you kinda develop a hatred towards them. Look I don't kill you when I see you in my corners, I let you live another day without killing you with shoe, STAY OFF MY FACE, simple...stay off me and out of my bed.
So once I swatted him/her off I tiptoed across the floor and flipped the light on and skittering across my carpet was the culprit. I grabbed the nearest thing, a hoodie, dropped it on it and squashed it. And now I have the creepy crawlies. >_>
Andy once told me that he read that the average American swallows approximately 6 spiders in their sleep a year. WHOA NELLY! A year or so ago I read 13 a year and today I read 4 a year. Amount aside, swallowing ANY spider is a little too much for me. And I know, I 'm obviously not dead so it can't be that bad. It's a creepyass thought. What if that SOB gets lodged in my windpipe? That would be a fun ordeal, coughing up a spider. I would faint. But those little pests could be causing me more illnesses than needed.

So about 2 months ago Gina and I bought face masks (paint masks) after I told her about the spiders thing, and since she has been bit by a brown recluse. I haven't worn mine to bed. But as of tonight, IT BEGINS! Yes I will be sleeping with this:



Writing this killed me, by the way, hunting for a picture of the little bastard near turned my stomach.

Also, I wanted to add that when I said above that it could be causing me more illnesses than necessary it didn't mean that I go to the doctor for everything. I've been to the doctor once since 2005 and it was only to renew a prescription for my inhaler. I am in no way a medicated freak of nature. I hardly even take aspirin for a headache. Personally, I think this nature is over medicated and needs to stop thinking a pill will cure EVERYTHING...it won't. It's a placebo. HAHA. No wonder doctors are rich they make you buy buy buy! Sheep...you're all are sheep. ^_^

Oh and not only did I wake up with a spider on my head but also come to find out that I got my period. Soooo Spider on face, bloody, and it's a rainy day. Could it get ANY WORSE? shit...shouldn't have said that.

One of the blogs I follow, followed me back. YAY. Her blog is na0: A nihilist raised on violence. And she has a financial blog Sunny Savings

Monday, December 8, 2008

Boredom is a killer...


So I left my inhaler and quickie makeup bag at work tonight so I don't have makeup for tomorrow nor do I have my inhaler. So I pretty much can't do shit tonight to aggravate my asthma or I get a nice little steroid shot at the ER and hefty bill attached to it.

So Cynthia and I were reading some chicks myspace who has this big ol lesbian girlfriend and they both have these things on their profiles that says stuff like:
You are the jack to my sally
you are the Simba to my Nala
ETC ETC ETC

So we figured we would come up with a few:
These are to Cynthia from me:

You are the pepper to my salt
You are the sex wax to my surfboard
You are the gerbil to my cage
You are the hinge to my door
You are the pane to my window
You are the stucko to my walls
You are the asbesto in my ceiling
You are the Chemical to my Romance
You are the Kitty to my Hello
You are the Preparation H pads to my hemroids
You are the Talent to my Billy
You are the Florida to my California
You are the Ridin to my cowboy
You are my razor to Markie's Mohawk
You are the Burgandy to my sheets
You are the gerbil to my ass
You are the caller ID to my phone
You are the vaccum to the Raines Brothers
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These are to me from Cynthia:

You are the mermaid to my flounder
You are the Dr. to my Pepper
You are the waffles to my pancakes
You are the sexay to my babay
You are the aspartame to my cancer
You are the Bob Saget to my RULES
You are the HO to my BO
You are the pad to my period
You are the KARNBREAD to my BANJO
You are the Landon to my Tommy Lee
You are the Aaron to my Vaseline
You are the other car...to my car
You are the Green to my Day
You are the wood to my Morning
You are the face to my hand
You are the Bizkit to my Limp
You are the hubcap to my flat tire
You are the mail to my box
You are the state that is on my face

Note: It was not spermies on our faces...just a face mask.

Work from home options???

I hate my job.
Carter's is the most money grubbing, made in China, piece of doodie place I've ever worked at.
The only three people I like there are Gina, Jenn, and Ali. Gina and I are good friends and she makes the work day pass quickly. But putting up with demanding mothers/grandmothers of spoiled kids who run around the store, terrorizing everyone, and whining about everything tends to put a damper on this routine job.
I miss CVS...I shouldn't have quit there.
I never once hated going into work. It was fun and I loved the photo lab.
Here...I dred it.

I'm also considering going becoming an AVON Representative with Andy's mom... *Oh Joy*
>_>
I suck at selling stuff. I worked at RadioShack and sucked...and Suncom and sucked there too. I just can't see persuading someone to purchase something they really don't want or adding on shit that they really don't need. I feel so deceptive and money hungry. I dunno maybe Avon will be different.

So I have my eBay sales (which are lacking due to the economy), my part time POS Carter's job, and some craigslisting.
I NEED MONEY FOR CHRISTMAS!!!

I want to work from home...I hate retail.

Sunday, December 7, 2008

32 things...

Eight Things That I’m Looking Forward To
1. getting moved
2. Christmas
3. restoring my ebay business
4. relaxing after finishing Christmas shopping
5. organizing Andy's junk and computer parts
6. Getting my kitties spayed/neutered
7. Getting rid of fleas...again
8. Growing a garden

Eight Things On My Wish List
1. Sewing Machine & Serger
2. A new...well certified preowned (I chuckle...it's USED) mini-van
3. kids
4. wives for my gerbils
5. organizational containers
6. more Christmas ornaments
7. Money to purchase Christmas gifts for others
8. A cure-all for my dogs mange. >_< Eight TV Shows That I Watch
1. Jon & Kate plus 8
2. Desperate Housewives
3. Family Guy
4. Aqua Teen Hunger Force
5. Fox and Friends
6. What Not to Wear
7. Little People, Big World
8. Shinchan

Eight Things That I Did Yesterday
1. Cleaned bedrooms...still not complete
2. went to the Graham Christmas parade
3. ate Paul's Pastry donuts
4. Refused to babysit a friends child
5. Messed up the shocks on my car and now I have a huge convex dent in my hood.
6. Look up porn.
7. Moved stuff from the old house to here.
8. Missed an awesome Dreamscapes Project concert because I messed up my car.